Job Title... skilled mechanical fitter.

How long have you been there?1 month

I support...Chelsea

Favourite current footballer...Joe Cole

Last CD you bought...dunno i download them now.... Spice Girls?

First Ever record bought...Lionel Ritchie

Favourite Film...Scum, Football Factory, High School Musical

Favourite Film Character...Danny Dyer and Ray Winstone

Favourite Cartoon Character...Tazmanian Devil reminds me of Wings

Last book you read...Fast Ford??? Does that count?

Favourite other sport...Curling, snooker, golf, tennis, cricket, ozzie rules football, boxing, and yoga

Apart from Authentic Oriental Fusion Food Restaurant what is your favourite restaurant? Temptations i get great amounts of food for sod all.... or kebab at sultans

Who does the Gaffer need to have a word with? Wings. I think he has all the talent in the world but needs the gaffer to just push him a little to expose himself to the world.

Previous Saturday clubs... Old Newton, Thetford Town

Churchgoer... Yes Wednesday very religious

Nickname...Frapps

Marital Status...both

Asda or Tesco...Asda

What did you collect when you were little? Sti�s and footie stickers

What would you change in football? My fitness

Have you played against or with anyone famous? I was a mascot for Chelsea when we played against Blackburn so i played with Lampard, Terry, Hasselbaink, Zola and scored a pen against Cudicini

Why have you signed for the Salvation Army FC? I was promised a set o symbols. Plus

Footballing idol...Wings, and Gavin Peacock (oldie)

Which footballer past or present would you compare yourself to? Either Joe Cole cos we are similar in terms of class and injuries with a hint of Paul Gascoigne

Teams played for as a nipper...Brandon Lads, Forrest Rovers, Thetford Independents

Favourite holiday destination...Cuba Cos wen stanny went a few weeks later he got stuck in a hurricane. Well i had good weather

BBC or ITV...BBC

Claim to fame...Playing football at Stamford bridge infront of 42,000. Being the only person to reach 2 cup Primary Cup finals and not playing. I�m sure I�m the only one.

Best footballing moment...Playing with the Chelsea squad and havin a chat in the dressing room

Worst footballing moment...Breaking knee ligaments on a Sunday game which wasn�t so good at the time

Best Salvation Army footballing moment... My goal against Bacton in the 08-09 season for the Army.

Worst SAFC footballing moment... Losing to Bacton in the same game and also missing out in the cup finals for two successive seasons

Worst trainer...Puma

Least Intelligent...Dunno. Errrrr PASS

Biggest Moaner...Neil likes to have a conversation every now and then

Most Skilful...Sam Dickie, Lewis Stannard

Hardman...Tom Rossiter

Worst dress sense...Bryn mate i gotta get u some proper fit jeans

The joker...Wings he does make me die sometimes

I love football because... Rugby is for bangers, (*editorial note, a couple of letters amended) it runs me life most of the time.