Job Title...Occupational Therapy Technician

How long have you been there? Fifteen years

I support...Ipswich Town

Favourite current footballer...Steven Gerrard

Last CD you bought...The King Blues � Save the world get the girl

First Ever record bought...License to ill � The Beastie Boys !!!

Favourite Film...One flew over the cuckoo�s nest

Favourite Film Character...Dorothy, in Wizard of oz!

Favourite Cartoon Character...Stewie Griffin, (Family Guy)

Last book you read...The self-sufficient gardener

Favourite other sport...Cricket

Apart from New Oriental what is your favourite restaurant?
The Mizu noodle bar in Ipswich, nearly as good as Authentic Oriental!

Who does the Gaffer need to have a word with? A serious word in his own ear, he has still got Dolly Parton�s greatest hits in his motor!!

Previous Saturday clubs...Hitcham Magpies, Stag Tavern f.c, AFC Crowley, all the same club!

Churchgoer...Regular as a youngster, not so much these days. Sorry!

Nickname...Im waiting for Wings to sort one out for me, Stuey is a bit boring

Marital Status...Married

Asda or Tesco...Asda

What did you collect when you were little? Football stickers and stray animals

What would you change in football? Anyone apart from a goal keeper who wears gloves during a game, it�s a man�s game!

Have you played against or with anyone famous? Played alongside the legend that is John Wark in a charity game earlier this year.

Why have you signed for the Salvation Army FC? Well organised, well run club and a good bunch of lads

Footballing idol...Trevor Putney, there is no-one better, simple as

Which footballer past or present would you compare yourself to? I�d like to say Trevor Putney but I couldn�t possibly compare myself to such a legend, so I�ll say Fernando Torres, but im better looking!

Teams played for as a nipper...Needham Phoenix
Favourite holiday destination...Maldives

BBC or ITV...BBC

Claim to fame...Lead singer for the world famous band, Steela-3-wheela. Available for gigs, reasonable rates! Check us out on Facebook

Best footballing moment...Winning league and cup double with the Stag, scoring the goal that won us the league.

Worst footballing moment...Rivalling Darren Anderton for being injured.

Best Salvation Army footballing moment...The run in the Kits and Pieces cup, going on to win it

Worst SAFC footballing moment...Being called �Ugly Stuart Lucas� by my gaffer and plastering it all over the S.A.F.C about my inability to score in one particular game. It was blatantly obvious that the pitch was to blame and not my normal clinical finishing!!!!

Worst trainer...Possibly me, I have to limit punishment on my body these days

Least Intelligent...That young guy Gary who was about earlier in the season, not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

Biggest Moaner...Stuart Howell can do it for Britain!

Most Skilful...Crofty

Hardman...Tom �Rambo� Rossiter, he is well hard

Worst dress sense...Sorry Rob Moye in my eyes its still you!

The joker...The midfield general that is Wings

I love football because...It saves me from doing jobs around the house on a Saturday and it stops me from getting really fat!!